This is the transcript for the episode Pilot
The logo appears and fades into the episode and the camera zooms into the house
Dave:Oh man this computer is boring!
Tom:No its not!
Dave:Umm yeah it is!
Tom:Dude why do you think its lame?
Dave:Dude this is Blindows 94! BLINDOWS 94!
Tom:Obselete is the best!
Dave:Whatever im just gonna hack this computer to make it cooler
Tom:Dont you dare!
Dave gets a floppy disk that reads "Hacking tools" and inserts into the computer
Dave:Im gonna make this crappy computer 100% better!
Tom:Dont do it! You dont know what will happen!
A window opens on the computer and it says "Do you want to hack this computer?" Dave clicks yes and a bunch of numbers start flashing on the computer
Tom:What the H?
Dave:Im pretty sure 1010101010101010 means im doing it right!
Tom:Well im just trying to help
Tom walks off and it shows him watching the TV
TV voice:Cars are cool dont you think?
Dave shouts from upstairs
Dave:AHHHH WHY ISNT IT WORKING?
Tom runs up the stairs and sees Dave crouching down playing with wires
Tom:What the heck are you doing?
Dave:Uhh just hacking?
Tom:I warned you!
Dave:I know sorry! I just wanted to try!
Tom:Oh man! Do you realise what you did?
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